PARADOX

Thanks to leaked documents delivered on Microfiche to Shanghaiist HQ (good job 007), we can give you a few sneak previews.

First of all, Womens wear (including the bedrock of M&S's reputation: underwear) will be available in UK sizes 8-18 with some items up to a size 20. Trousers and skirts will come in short, standard and long lengths, and bra sizes will range from 32AA to 40D.

Shoes will go run up to a UK 11 for men and UK 8 for women, and men's shirts from a 14.5 to 18 inch neck.

The list of available foods is causing mass outbreaks of saliva gland spasms amongst certain sections of the ex-pat community, selected highlights from the spread include:

• Fisherman's Pie
• Eton Mess
• Strawberry Cheesecake
• Lemon Meringue
• Biscuits (over 100 kinds including M&S Jaffa Cakes, Custard Creams & Chocolate Digestives)
• Crisps (including Salt & Vinegar, Cheese & Red Onion)
• Double Devon Toffees
• 6 kinds of Marmalade
• 17 kinds of Tea
• Yorkshire Bitter, Organic Cider

(It may not mean much to you, but we built an empire on this stuff goddamn it!)

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要去一下

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更新，今天区还没开。。。要十月几号开。。。里面似乎都是衣服啊。。。